Give me a Break (And I don't mean of that Kit-Kat Bar)

Anyone who knows me will know I hate Hillary "I Can't be Photographed While Eating" Clinton, but it is ridiculous what has happened to her after she made supposedly racist remarks. These remarks were that it took Lyndon Johnson to enact the civil rights act. The point she was trying to make is that change takes a strong leader, this is true and her example was true. Truth however, does not matter in the world of far-left pinko-commies who think George Bush is like Hitler and the Iraq War is actually a massive conspiracy to enrich oil producers. These people think Hillary is to conservative (which shows how crazy they are) and know the race card is great for sabotage (look at O.J.) and are playing it from the bottom of the deck. Tim "Rah-Rah Obama" Russert managed to be as unfair and unbalanced as Pete Caroll would be if he was a referee for a Trojans game. He played clips of Hilary's speech out of context, berated her, and acted very ungentlemanly.

I'm not sticking up for the Hill, I couldn't do that but I am saying the media is going to manufacture phony controversies and that everything said about race will be twisted. Unfortunately, it is simply impossible to have a frank discussion about race in America.

We Are The Champions

The Rose Bowl ended in a blowout with the amazing and awesome U.S.C. Trojans crushing the pathetic and over ranked Illinois Fighting Illini (what the hell is an Illini?) by a score of 49 to 17. It was a wonderful game to watch and shows that college football needs a playoff system, because if they had one John David Booty and the Trojans would come out on top.

Iowa Caucus Predictions

The children of the corn in Iowa are soon going to be caucusing, which is to voting what Vanilla Ice's raps are to music. In a caucus you go to someone's house (or barn) or your town hall. You organize into groups based on your candidate, but if you are one of the idiots who supports a candidate less than 15% of caucus goers support, such Dennis "Spaceman" Cucinich, Alan Keyes, Chris Dodd, or Mike Gravel, you can transfer your support to another, normal candidate.

Here are my predictions for the Iowa Caucus Results.

For the Democrats

1st Place- Hillary "Preying-Mantis in a Pantsuit" Clinton.

2nd Place- John "Too Cool for a Tie" Edwards.

3rd Place- Barrack "Hope Man" Obama

4th Place- Bill "Not Important Enough for a Nickname" Richardson

5th Place- Joe "Only a Few Years Until the Nursing Home" Biden.

6th Place- Chris "Who?" Dodd.

7th Place- Dennis "Spaceman" Kucinich

Last Place- Mike "Nobody Cares What You Think" Gravel

For the Republicans

1st Place- Mitt "The Polygamist" Romney

2nd Place- Mike "Preach To Me" Huckabee

3rd Place- Ron "Dr. No Income Tax" Paul

4th Place- John "Integrity" McCain

5th Place- Rudy "Mr. 9/11" Guliani

6th Place- Fred "The Actor" Thompson

7th Place- Duncan "Great Wall of America" Hunter.